Two Posts In One Day -- Lucky You!

Words of Wisdom from my Spanish Madre:

1. (On my first night out in Spain. This is the only thing she said to me.): Do not get so drunk you vomit in the street. You will not have fun.
2. (On learning my grade of 7.5 on my test, which is pretty good.) Next time, you will get an 8.
3. (On anytime I try to say anything.) Understanding your Spanish is like trying to understand a Sudoku puzzle.